Bin Laden's Alternate Hide Out Revealed

Well let's face it, he was a smart cookie. Who would have had enough brass balls to hide out in a military occupied area for five years? Great job on the part of the Pakistani military...a big golf clap to their thorough investigative skills and loyal support of human rights.
It has been reported that his alternate plan was to camp out in the middle of times square, who knows how long it would have taken him to be discovered there. He was planning to dine at the white house, in a shroud of complete white as to meld in with the table cloth for cover. I don't know people, if criminals get any smarter what will we do?