I had the rare opportunity of caring for your little satanistic conquest you call a dwarf rabbit. This rabbit actually growls..yes I said growls. That's not the cutest part though, the best is when he growls as he is knawing your hand or ankle off. I have never experienced animal care to this extent. It was the Omen all over again, just instead of satan being a little boy, he was a pint sized throw pillow known as Sidney the rabbit. I swear this rabbit was once a werewolf and was regenerated as a dwarf bunny on Plum Island!
So what could a good caregiver do? I had a quick saiance, then blessed the apartment, and moved out of town!
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