Have you heard the latest gossip in Bun land? It has been said that James Junior has found a replacement for Frannie (the ugly but smart bunny). Apparently James has tired of her smart wit, deviant behavior, and controlling nature..and let's face it she's ugly as hell! It has also been revealed that her current partner and litter mate, THUMPS, is agreeable to this decision, and looks forward to his new partner Bugs Bunny! Two timing back stabber, after all the times she risked his neck to save hers, who does he think he is? It is rumored that Frannie will be dropped off at Bugs' hole with food and hay for a year and a six month pass to Jenny Craig. Sources close to the sick household state that Frannie would be more agreeable to this if James would just supply her with cable and a small GIMP (to replace Thumps).
Well Frannie, WATAOAW (Women Against the Abuse of Abusive Women), wants to help you. We know how to get all of you're Ex's back, I have picked out a program just for a woman like you, it is guaranteed to work.
Seriously People, if you are still in love with you're Ex, try the following program, it's sick how well it works!
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Please leave comments if you have tried it, I love the success stories.
Also check out The Bun Life, and show your support for poor Fran!
http://tlhebunife.blogspot.com
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