Want to make your hospital stay as uncomfortable as possible? The best way to do this is to make sure your nurse hates you. Below you can find 8 ways to absolutely make her wish you were anyone's patient except hers.
1- This one is obvious: Ring That Bell!! Over and over, then when she gets to you explain that she took so long to get there you've simply forgotten why you rang, but not to worry as soon as you remember you'll ring again.
2- Ask for the bedpan, tell her your finished. Let her clean everything up, then tell her you have to go again. She'll really love you for this one.
3- Cough all over her, the bed, the table. Forget tissues, why would you want to spare anyone else the misery of your germs.
4- Curse as much as possible. There's nothing better than getting to your job early in the morning and having to listen to 10 cranky truck drivers.
5- If she's a god fearing woman (wearing a cross), be sure to start conversation about your paganistic beliefs, let the real satan worshipper in you come out.
6- When you get your meal tray, complain that it's not what you ordered, she will offer you another option. When you get that tray do the same. Then ask for the original tray back. In the meantime have your family bring up some fast food.
7- When your meds are delivered, ask for a full description of each and every pill, the side effects etc., if you want to take it all the way start trying to match up your symptoms with the medication side effects. She has all the time in the world for this and will truly hate your guts in the end.
8- Now just to make sure she feels completely and utterly unappreciated by you, make sure to rave about all other disciplines except nursing. You know the wonderful physical therapist, the great aide, the intelligent doctor. God forbid you thank your nurse.
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