7- Eleven Does it again! Introducing The butterless bagel!

   What an idea, who are these engineering individuals who came up with this idea? They actually have found a way to avoid using butter completely on their rolls and bagels. How do they get away with this you ask? Come on, take a guess. Ok, I'll tell you: THEY LIE!
   It's absolutely amazing, the label reads "Buttered Bagel", but when the unsuspecting customer bites into it, they realize there is no butter at all. They simply purchased a dry bagel. Most customers would be too embarrassed to complain about such a thing, so the scam continues, and the profits soar. Once again, corporation pounding the wallets of society.