Gotta Have a Sense of Humor for this One

We all know my heart sucks since the attack in 2008...and yada, yada, yada. So the latest is they want to install a defibrillator. Have to vent here. Every day since they told me this my mother is all with, "you have to do it", "it's a good idea", "when are you having the surgery". Ok, I didn't win ticket to a knicks game here, let's stop the cheering and think. At the time it was suggested my heart rhythm only changed due to stress or illness. Lately every morning and every night. So how many times will that beauty of device be zapping me each year, do the math, 730 times a year. Can you see me by July, I'd look like a french Fry. And what about the baby. did anyone consider that???? Since you can't know when you'll be zapped, how can you keep them safe. Do you really think I won't drop him if I get zapped by this thing unexpectedly, get real. That's like telling a mother on a crashing airplane to hold your baby instead of seatbelting him in. At 600 miles per second towards the ground I'd trust the seatbelt more.

And lastly, what about the LIPA bill, that's gotta be a dooozy! Smarter idea, consider compact AED system in the home. Mom, I'll look into it!