So I did it, I (cheap as I am) spent the extra $0.67 to get a soothing, sleep inducing baby bath shampoo. Guaranteed to sooth your restless baby right to sleep. Five days after purchasing this product I wrote this letter to the manufacturer:
To Whom it May Concern:
I wanted to write and tell you how well your product performed for me sooner , but they wouldn't allow me to have anything as sharp as a pen here until today. As you can imagine I was kind of excited to try your product, I should have known that lavender was nothing more than a color to your company. The only one sleep induced was me, after five days of my baby screaming I guess I kind of checked out. The EMT'S said I was mumbling something about soothing vapors when they were strapping me to the gurny. The good news is that I am expected to make a full recovery, the bad news is I lost my receipt for your product and cannot redeem my $2.67. I was hoping you might consider refunding it directly to me as it would really help with my current medical and legal bills.
Thank you for your consideration,
Sleepless in Seattle
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