Firewood for Sale: That's Original!

Drive anywhere on the East End and you will be sure to encounter Firewood for sale every 10 feet or so, on the side of the road. I mean why would you want to buy from a solid supplier when you could cheaply get yourself a pile of wet, snow drenched, un-measured wood from the side of the road for $85.00. Does anyone really know what a cord of wood looks like anymore? Just a hint, if it fits in the backseat of your volvo, it's not a cord. Out on the east end we call it a rip-off and you are known as the "Sucker". So what great forest did we get this wood from you ask? Our backyards, we are far to busy on facebook to actually research and travel to find quality wood. Don't mess with those piles either, they are strategically stacked to hide the warped pieces that will not burn in your fireplace. But on a bright note, at least the pumpkin pickers are gone!