Butt Crack back in Style

That's right, it's the new fad! All you cable men out there, flaunt your butt crack, be proud your pants can't climb your gut! How do you attain this classy new look? According to Fashion Fad consultant Isee Yobutt, simply consume two to four twelve packs of Budweiser (Not the light brand) every four hours for say..twenty years. In no time you will resemble Larry "The Cable Guy", and the chicks will come flockin'. Levi's jeans has actually taken advantage of the new fashion and cut their jeans below gut level to promote the "Pants Falling Down" look. They should be in stores by the time the superbowl starts.