Have you been trying to get around this week by car? It's impossible to go anywhere with those damn pumpkin pickers in your way. They have managed to block every available route to the grocery store, and I am frigin' hungry. I heard they had a meeting last month and mapped out their roadblocks from the hamptons to Riverhead. Intelligent little buggers, aren't they? I'm sure there is an engineer or two among them. Well, it's time to strike back. Get out those big 4x4's and monster trucks, it's now $5.00 a head for each annoying pumpkin picker you take out. No credit if they are members of your family. Extra credit if they are political figures in the community!
Happy Frigin' Halloween!
Short Note: To all my friends who are putting rocks in their candy, forget M&M's, it's to difficult to melt the shell!
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