American Airlines Offers New Promotion for Seniors

Kudos to American airlines who recently designed a new round trip package price for seniors flying to Florida. The new package offers the following:

-Waterproof coach seating for the incontinent senior
- A personal life insurance agent available by flight phone
- Personal restraints for those with senility
- muzzles for those unwanted talkers
- and instead of oxygen masks (since they figure the senior would probably have a heart attack on a sharp descent anyway) a bag of xanax drops from the ceiling with a bottle of premium poland spring water.

All of this for the low rate of $399.00 round trip. The reduction in price is made possible due to the fact that most trips made by seniors are usually one way anyway.