We are calling out for help today to save my brother "Jimmy" from a lifetime of Bun Slavery. Jim has been enslaved for years by his group of bunnies Thumper (who probably is a follower), Sid (the muscle), and Frannie (the brains of the operation..and really ugly!!!). They slowly entwined Jimmy in their web of seclusion and made him their prisoner. Frannie has convinced the other two to hide Jim's cell phones, as he never answers the phone. Then she called a locksmith and had a lock put on the inside of his apartment door so he could not leave the place at all. We think she convinced Thumper to eat the key, but cannot confirm this detail at this time. So now all Jim can do everyday is serve them and care for them. I mean look at what they did to his couch....
I believe Fran is smiling here, evil witch! so anyway if you could find it in your heart to help him, please send $50.00 to:
Save the Stupid Rabbit Owner Fund
P.O. Box 444
Riverhead, N.Y. 44414
Please send cash, to allow for quicker distribution to our action plan teams. Be assured this is not a scam to collect money for his destitude sister. We truly love and care for Richard...I mean Jimmy, and want to help!
Any coupons to Winemart are also accepted.
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